ဂ်ဴဂ်ဳ႕ ဆင္ေၿခ (၂)

ဘေလာ႔မွာ အသစ္ေရးဖို႔ မအားတာနဲ႔ သမီး ၄ႏွစ္သမီးေလာက္က အၿဖစ္ကေလး ေရးထားဖူးတာ ၿပန္တင္ေပးလိုက္ပါတယ္ရွင္။
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ၿပီးခဲ႔တဲ႔စေနက သမီးကို လက္သည္းညွပ္ေပးဖို႔ ေမ႔ေနလို႔ သမီးကို ေခၚပါတယ္။

" သမီးေရ လာအံုး လက္သည္းေတြ ညွပ္ရေအာင္ေလ ... "

သမီးအရုပ္ေတြနဲ႔ ေဆာ႔ေနရာကေန ေရာက္လာၿပီး သူ႔လက္ေသးေသးေလးေတြကို မေအ႔ေရွ႕မွာ လာၿဖန္႔ေပးပါတယ္။ ညွပ္မယ္ဆို ၾကည္႔လိုက္ေတာ႔ လက္သည္းေတြ အကုန္လံုး တစ္ေခ်ာင္းမွရွည္တာမရွိ ... အားလံုး မညီမညာ တံုးတိတိေတြခ်ည္းရယ္။

" သမီးရယ္ ... ေမေမ ေၿပာထားတယ္မလား ... လက္သည္းေတြ သြားနဲ႔ မကိုက္ရပါဘူးဆို။ အဲဒါလက္သည္းထဲမွာ worm ေတြရွိတယ္ ... သမီးမရြံဘူးလား ... worm ေတြက ဗိုက္ထဲေရာက္ ... ဗိုက္ထဲမွာ ကေလးေတြေမြး ... သမီးဗိုက္ထဲမွာ worm ေတြ မိသားစုလိုက္ၾကီး ၿဖစ္ေနၾကမွာ မေၾကာက္ဘူးလား ... "

သမီးက worm ေတြအေၾကာင္းကို discovery channel မွာ ၾကည္႔ဘူးလို႔ သူသိတာနဲ႔ နားလည္ေအာင္ ရွင္းၿပရတာပါ။ ဂ်ဴဂ်ဴ တစ္ေယာက္ ကေတာ႔ သူ႔အၿပစ္အတိုင္း ၿငိမ္ေနပါတယ္။

" ဟိုတစ္ပတ္ကပဲ သမီး လက္သည္းမကိုက္ေတာ႔ပါဘူးလို႔ ေမေမ႔ကို ကတိေပးထားတယ္ေလ ... ၿပီးေတာ႔ ကတိကိုလဲ ဖ်က္ေသးတယ္ ... သမီးကို လက္သည္းမကိုက္ေအာင္ ေမေမ ဘယ္လိုေၿပာရမယ္မွန္း မသိေတာ႔ဘူး ...."

မေအက တပ်စ္ေတာက္ေတာက္ဆူေတာ႔ ဂ်ဴဂ်ဴးတစ္ေယာက္ သူ႔အၿပစ္နဲ႔သူ ပထမေတာ႔ ၿငိမ္ေနပါတယ္။ (အမွန္ကေတာ႔ အၾကံထုတ္ေနတာပါ) ခဏေနေတာ႔ ဥာဏ္ၾကီးရွင္ မဂ်ဴနီယာၿခိမ္႔ သူ႔၀သီအတိုင္း ဆင္ေၿခေပးေတာ႔ ေဒၚဆြိတီလဲ ထံုးစံအတိုင္း ဘာၿပန္ေၿပာရမွန္းမသိ ပါးစပ္အေဟာင္းသား ၿဖစ္သြားၿပန္ပါတယ္။

"ေမေမကလဲ ... ဂ်ဴဂ်ဴက လက္သည္းေတြပဲ ကိုက္တာကို ...ေၿခသည္းေတြေတာင္ မကိုက္ထားပဲနဲ႔မ်ား ..." တဲ႔။


Rachel's  excuse

Last Saturday, I called my daughter to cut her fingernails.

"Honey, come here, I want to cut your fingernails."

My daughter came while she was playing with her dolls and showed her tiny fingers in front of me. When I saw her fingernails, all had been cut and short. Most of them were wavy and not been smoothly cut. They looked ugly.

" Oh Honey, I told you before that not to bite your fingernails. There are lots of germs and tiny worms are staying under your fingernails. Aren't you scared of  them? When the worms go inside your stomach, later they deliver small baby worms and finally end up with big worm family inside your stomach."

Yes, she watched about the germs and worms in Discovery Channel, and I explained about it and hope she would understand well. Rachel kept quiet since she was in mistake by biting her fingernails recently.

"You promised me you won't bite your fingernails again, it was just last week. Now you broke your promise too. I have no idea how to explain to understand not to bite your fingernails."

Since I was nagging and nagging and explain her, Rachel still kept quiet as before.(Really she was thinking how to attack me back by words ;)  Later a while, the genius Rachel talked back to me some thing .  I was surprise and widely open my mouth what to tell her back.

The words she talked back to me was

" Oh Mom, I am biting only my fingernails, I have never thought about biting my toenails. You should be happy on it ."